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Hey, you can’t live without Nike, I can’t live without stories. I’m Smeagol, your writing station and shackles are over there. »
You guys have no idea how hard I had to fight myself to not call this the Dickless edition.
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Are we back on the air? Hello? Excellent. Hi, I’m Smeagol, and welcome to ThursdayTales.
Special thanks to Pitchblende for taking the conn last week while I had to attend to an emergency.
First up, apologies for it being Friday, but no apologies for the title as it is actually May Day today. I’m not sure that that means to you, but I get Monday off work due to some Victorian revival of ancient English rites of Spring or something, so yay for me. »
The global warming deniers might be an intractable bunch, but I’d like to see their faces when the dolphins start emmigrating.
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You guys, I can't even. Your friendly neighborhood Smeagol needs a minute or two to compose himself.
Honestly, if Abrams made some sort of deal with the Devil to make a grat Star Wars movie at the expense of the Star Trek franchise, at this point I'd say it was a good deal. »
Hello, you filthy little Mudbloods. Having a laugh, are we? Thought we'd all just make ourselves comfortable while precious Potter does all the heavy lifting? Well, my father has been hard at work (a concept a certain red-haired family knows nothing about) to bring you ingrates the latest batch of community-written… »
Hello, witches, wizards, squibs and assorted muggles, and welcome to another ThursdayTales Roll Call! »
Seriously, how does that man find the time to save the world every week and maintain that magnificent coif?
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Good morning, and welcome to ThursdayTales! If you're in a time zone that isn't morning, you're legally forbidden from clicking this link until next Thursday.
Trust me, I know a couple of Internet Police. »
Hello and welcome back to ThursdayTales, where you give us your fiction and we surreptitiously collect it and sell it on Etsy!
Is... Is that a thing? »