First up, apologies for it being Friday, but no apologies for the title as it is actually May Day today. I’m not sure that that means to you, but I get Monday off work due to some Victorian revival of ancient English rites of Spring or something, so yay for me.

Of course, this isn’t about me, this is about you and your tales, so post me your stories, your fan fiction and fun fiction. It doesn’t matter if it is crude, lewd or rude, dude, as long as it get us in the mood. Whether it is epic fantasy, a long-form joke or a sonnet dedicated to Godzilla, we don’t mind, as long as you share it.

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And lastly, Smeagol, whatever disaster, mishap or humorous situation has befallen you and your post for this week, get in touch and let us know you are okay. We miss you, please come home.